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January 6th, 2008

Lies. @ 02:47 pm

x_darkmaster_x:
I should take this dress to the dry cleaners'. Perhaps tomorrow.


Baby carrots are a lie.

They are just old carrots
Cut up and scraped to look young again.

It is like plastic surgery for vegetables.

I had real baby carrots once.

I grew them in my garden.

They were so earthy, not packaged.

Truth not a lie
Innocence
And tenderness
From the root.

Oh yes.
 
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From:failzilla
Date:January 6th, 2008 09:05 pm (UTC)
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HI TAKU-CHAN~! THIS VOICE WRITING PROGRAM IS REALLY COOL, THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME SET IT UP. DRESS, WHAT DRESS? (^_-)-☆

I'M SO HONOURED THAT YOU WROTE A POEM ABOUT ONE OF MY FAVOURITE FOODS! YOU'RE A REALLY WONDERFUL POET KUMI-KUN!
From:x_darkmaster_x
Date:January 6th, 2008 09:18 pm (UTC)
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Hello Shirota. I'm glad you like it.

It's just something I have lying around.

Thank you. I didn't know you liked carrots.
From:failzilla
Date:January 6th, 2008 09:28 pm (UTC)
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IT MAKES THE COMPUTER A LOT EASIER! (^O^)

IS IT FROM A SHOW YOU DID? I WORE A DRESS IN HANA KIMI BUT I DIDN'T GET TO KEEP IT.

I THOUGHT EVERYBODY KNEW. I LOVE SO MANY FOODS. (>_<)
From:x_darkmaster_x
Date:January 6th, 2008 09:33 pm (UTC)
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I'm glad. I was worried you might be having some trouble.

...Not exactly.

You do certainly have admirable taste, Shirota.
From:failzilla
Date:January 6th, 2008 10:30 pm (UTC)
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IT'S MUCH BETTER NOW!

OH WOW, THAT'S VERY MYSTERIOUS~♪

THANK YOU! I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT SAITUN! (^O^)/
From:x_darkmaster_x
Date:January 7th, 2008 05:27 am (UTC)
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Is your email account working alright?

Oh dear. I didn't intend it to be.

You're very welcome.
From:failzilla
Date:January 7th, 2008 05:38 am (UTC)
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I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF EMAILS. (>_<)

YOU'RE VERY GOOD AT IT THEN. ☆
From:x_darkmaster_x
Date:January 7th, 2008 05:43 am (UTC)
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...That might be a sign it's not working then. Surely you usually get a lot of fanmail?

Is that a good thing?
From:failzilla
Date:January 7th, 2008 06:00 am (UTC)
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I'M NOT REALLY SURE! I DIDN'T CHECK EMAIL BEFORE. DO YOU THINK I HAVE A FAN EMAIL ADDRESS? I THINK YAMA-CHAN HAS THAT MAYBE. THIS IS CONFUSING.

YES! AN AIR OF MYSTERY IS VERY ATTRACTIVE SAIUMI~!
From:x_darkmaster_x
Date:January 8th, 2008 01:51 am (UTC)
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You probably do. Would you like me to come over again to help?

Ah. I'll be sure to remember that.
From:aibatree
Date:January 8th, 2008 01:42 am (UTC)
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Takumi-kun~! I like baby carrots! One time I was so hungry that I ate 6 of them! (=゜ω゜)ノ But I've been lied to my whole life! I thought baby carrots were really babies! (; ´Д`●)ノ
From:x_darkmaster_x
Date:January 8th, 2008 01:47 am (UTC)
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Oh no!

...You still wanted to eat them anyway?
From:aibatree
Date:January 8th, 2008 01:53 am (UTC)
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Of course! I eat babies all the time.

I'm just kidding! I only eat baby vegetables! (0o@;*)
From:x_darkmaster_x
Date:January 8th, 2008 01:59 am (UTC)
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Haha. Don't worry Aiba-kun, I wouldn't judge.
From:aibatree
Date:January 8th, 2008 02:20 am (UTC)
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Whaaaaat?! Do you eat babies?! (; ´Д`●)ノ
From:x_darkmaster_x
Date:January 8th, 2008 02:23 am (UTC)
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Only with the right seasonings.
From:aibatree
Date:January 8th, 2008 03:47 am (UTC)
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That's horrible! Please tell me you're kidding! (; ´Д`●)ノ
From:x_darkmaster_x
Date:January 8th, 2008 03:53 am (UTC)
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Of course I'm kidding, Aiba-kun. Mostly.
From:aibatree
Date:January 8th, 2008 03:56 am (UTC)
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Good! I don't support cannibalism!
From:x_darkmaster_x
Date:January 8th, 2008 04:03 am (UTC)
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Well I certainly hope you wouldn't campaign for it.
From:aibatree
Date:January 8th, 2008 04:09 am (UTC)
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Of course not!

That is an interesting icon. I remember that! (●^ω^ ●)♪
From:x_darkmaster_x
Date:January 8th, 2008 04:15 am (UTC)
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Me too. Wasn't that fun?
From:aibatree
Date:January 8th, 2008 04:17 am (UTC)
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Yes it was~
From:x_darkmaster_x
Date:January 8th, 2008 04:44 am (UTC)
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So. While we're reminiscing, Hiroki-kun, would you like a ride to Shirota's place?
From:aibatree
Date:January 8th, 2008 04:49 am (UTC)
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Oh, in your car? That sounds good!
From:x_darkmaster_x
Date:January 8th, 2008 05:32 am (UTC)
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Alright. I'll call you when I'm a few minutes away, okay?
From:aibatree
Date:January 8th, 2008 06:08 am (UTC)
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゜+。:.゜ヽ(*´∀`)ノ゜.:。+゜ I'll look forward to it!
From:x_darkmaster_x
Date:January 8th, 2008 06:12 am (UTC)
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See you shortly.

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